people’s old facebook statuses are what i live for
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
everyone has that one bra that makes everything okay
even the boys?
We have that one brah that makes everything okay
“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”
stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror
I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building